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Nice swell: Chris Evans enjoys surf lesson

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

Radio breakfast DJ Chris Evans was on the crest of a wave today as he enjoyed his first ever surf lesson. Chris, 44, spent more than two hours trying to ride the breaking waves at a beach in Looe, Cornwall. The BBC presenter took his lesson under the watchful eye of professional instructor Sam Lamiroy….

Reading and Leeds Festival-goers get sexy human car wash

August 26, 2010 | by | 4 Comments

Festival-goers at Reading and Leeds can get the mud washed off by some pretty girls this weekend – in a human car wash. Car manufacturer Seat have created the shower, which will lather music fans up and hose them down before giving them a thorough air drying – just like a real carwash. Around 87,000…

Customers at Mary Bale’s workplace call for her to be fired

August 26, 2010 | by | 17 Comments

Outraged customers at the bank where cat binner Mary Bale works today called for her to be fired – as she held crisis talks with her boss. The spinster became an international hate figure after dumping four-year-old tabby Lola in a wheelie bin near her home in Coventry, West Mids. Yesterday a police officer drove…

Mum awarded £30k compensation after doctors leave swab inside her

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A mum who gave birth by caesarean section has been awarded £30,000 in compensation – after blundering doctors left a SWAB inside her for 22 DAYS. Amy Callaghan, 28, has been told she might be left infertile after the cock-up. The sales manager was in agony after she had the operation to deliver her daughter…

Top 20 cheesy chat-up lines ladies really love

August 26, 2010 | by | 147 Comments

Researchers have found that almost two thirds actually like it when a guy uses cheesy lines one on them.

Family pays tributes to daughter killed in car crash

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A devastated family today paid tribute to their beautiful daughter who died in an horrific car crash the day after celebrating her ”outstanding” A-level results. Stunning Charlotte Hecquet, 18, was killed when her Ford Focus careered off the road on a tight bend and slammed into a stone wall. Paramedics battled to save the talented…

Rowan Atkinson’s space-age house gets go-ahead

August 26, 2010 | by | 3 Comments

TV star Rowan Atkinson’s neighbours were furious today after he won planning permission to build a space-age house – in a 7th century village. Atkinson has been given the go-ahead to demolish his 1930s mansion and replace it with a £5million three-storey building which locals describe as a ”space-age petrol station”. They claim councillors have…

Seagull pinned down and speared with screwdriver

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

This horrifying x-ray reveals how a seagull was killed by thugs who rammed a screwdriver – up its BACKSIDE. Experts reckon the helpless bird was pinned to the ground before the nine-inch tool was skewered into its back passage. Horrified staff at McDonald’s in Cheltenham, Glos., contacted the RSPCA after spotting the stricken animal –…

PM David Cameron names daughter after Cornish village

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

Residents in St Endellion yesterday expressed their ”surprise” and ”delight” that Prime Minister David Cameron named his daughter after their tiny Cornish village. Mr Cameron and wife Samantha named their daughter Florence Rose Endellion in reference to the village close to where they were on holiday. Locals in the village, which contains little over a…

Murdered spy’s uncle: “We didn’t know what he was doing”

August 26, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

The uncle of murdered spy Gareth Williams yesterday revealed that his family had not known what work he was undertaking in London. Shocked William Hughes, from Gareth’s home town of Anglesey, spoke from his home about how ”shocked” the family were about the GCHQ worker’s death. He said the family had known Gareth worked for…

Cat wheelie bin woman Mary Bale apologises for “joke”

August 25, 2010 | by | 51 Comments

The woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin today apologised for her actions as she was whisked away for showdown talks with the RSPCA. Bespectacled Mary Bale, 45, became a national hate figure when CCTV footage emerged of her dropping four-year-old tabby Lola into the bin ”as a joke”. She went into hiding…

Inside murdered MI6 spy Gareth Williams’ house

August 25, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

These pictures show the woodchip wallpaper and 70s floral carpets inside the rented flat of murdered international superspy Gareth Williams. The self-contained granny flat has a small kitchen with washing machine, stove, fridge and toaster. The cream walls are simply furnished with pictures, carved African letter openers and silk flowers placed on a wooden dresser….

Yoga teacher sexually assaulted female clients

August 25, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A yoga teacher instructed his female clients to adopt compromising positions before sexually assaulting them in their own homes, a court heard. Kyno Hunt, 32, attacked three different women at their homes after encouraging them to crouch in suggestive positions. One of the women was attacked by Hunt after he had asked her to crouch…

Wheelie bin cat woman Mary Bale: first picture

August 25, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

This is the first picture of Mary Bale – the woman caught on camera dropping a helpless cat into a wheelie bin. Camera crews swarmed round the 45-year-old bank worker as she walked through a residential street in Coventry. The sickening video shows the callous woman cooly coax four-year-old Lola over to her before calmly…

One-legged flasher escapes jail

August 25, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A one-legged flasher who exposed himself to teenage girls from the window of his home has escaped jail, it emerged today. Pervert Graham Shepherd, 48, was arrested after he repeatedly exposed himself and performed sex acts in front of teenage girls walking past his home. When interviewed by police Shepherd claimed he could not have…

Former landlady pays tribute to murdered spy

August 25, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

The former landlady of murdered MI6 spook Gareth Williams yesterday paid tribute to the ”mild-mannered” intelligent cycling fanatic who ”wouldn’t hurt a fly”. Tragic Gareth rented a flat in Cheltenham, Glos., from retired office worker Jenny Elliott, 71, from the late 90’s to just over a year ago when he moved to London. Gareth, who…

Five-year-old child genius passes maths GCSE

August 24, 2010 | by | 6 Comments

A child genius has become the youngest person to get a GCSE after passing her maths exam – aged FIVE YEARS OLD, it was claimed yesterday. Whizz-kid Dee Alli picked up her C grade certificate for Mathematics from an inner city education charity for deprived talented youngsters in London. She prepared for June’s GCSE exam…