Bricklayer claims world record after bedding ONE THOUSAND women

April 30, 2010 | by | 2 Comments

A 17-stone builder with C-cup ‘man boobs’ has set an unofficial world record – after bedding more than ONE THOUSAND women.

Randy Dean Ackerman, 31, claims to have ”got down and dirty” around 67 times a year since losing his virginity in 1995.

The porky bricklayer – known to pals as ‘Jordan’ because of the size of his chest – reckons most of his conquests have been ”model types”.

But he admits a large number were ”seriously ugly” and that others were so old they could have been BLIND.

Despite his saggy waistline, Dean could be Britain’s most-sexed man with a whopping 1,015 notches on the bedpost.

On one night alone, he reckons he slept with nine women in a ”serious seven-hour romp” in Ibiza.

Dean, who lives alone in Bexleyheath, Kent, credits casual dating site ForgetDinner.co.uk as the key to his success.

He said: ”I’m the first to admit that I’m not Brad Pitt – I’m better looking for a start.

”But what I lack in muscles and a six-pack, I more than make up for with charm, charisma, and piercing blue eyes.

”That means the vast majority of women I meet online want a piece of me – and I’m more than willing to give it.”

Dean embarked on his mission – to bed 3,000 women before the age of 40 – as a teenager.

He lost his virginity at the age of 15 and had slept with 500 girls by the time he reached his mid 20s.

But he notched up another 515 one-night stands in less than two years after joining casual dating site ForgetDinner.co.uk.

As its name suggests, the site encourages members to ‘cut to the chase’ by ”forgetting dinner” – and jumping in the sack.

Dean – who says he always practices safe sex – said: ”I love online dating, as you can meet women from all over the world.

”Foreign women are definitely sexier than British ones – there is nothing more sexy than an uninhibited European woman.”

Dean, who has no plans to marry, added: ”I read the other day that Mickey Rourke slept with 14 women in one night while in London.

”Well, I’m not quite at that level yet, but I’m getting there.”

A spokesman for Forget Dinner said: ”We are delighted that Dean is using ForgetDinner and we wish him the best of luck on his ‘mission.”

A spokesman for Guinness World Records said: ”This is not a record we can endorse because such claims need to be proved.”

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  1. Amy says:

    How? He is ugly!

  2. Amy says:

    I bet he is a liar and hasn’t even bedded one woman! He is butt ugly, no one would shag that, seriously !

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