North Korean football boss sentenced to hard labour

July 30, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

The North Korean football boss is being forced to work on a building site following the nation’s performance at the 2010 World Cup. Crazed dictator Kim Jong-Il, who was famously lampooned in the film Team America (above), is thought to be disgusted with Kim Jong-Hun and his players after North Korea lost all three games…

Squirrels burn £400,000 house down

July 30, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A family were left devastated after returning from holiday to find their £400,000 luxury home burnt to the ground – after SQUIRRELS chewed through electrical wires in the loft. The cheeky rodents sparked a huge blaze which gutted the roof, first floor and much of the ground floor interior of the semi-detached property in Cuffley,…

Police force crashes 453 cars in two years

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A police force forked out £124,000 after bungling cops crashed a staggering 453 patrol cars – in just two years. Amazingly, one in five crashes involved officers bumping into STATIONARY objects like walls and bollards. Leicestershire Police admitted officers crashed 453 times in the last two years – an average of FOUR-A-WEEK. The force spent…

Armouron body armour is 2010’s must have toy

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The ‘must have’ toy of Christmas 2010 was unveiled today – a full set of children’s body armour. Armouron allows children to dress up as superheroes with interchangeable head and upper body protection. The toy, which was voted product of the year at the 57th national London Toy Fair, is expected to fly off the…

Sisters become grandmothers – on the same day

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Two sisters are celebrating after beating million-to-one odds to become grandmothers for the first time – on the SAME DAY. Proud Beverley Warren, 49, and her sister Alison Moulder, 45, were stunned when the babies were born within hours of each other. Beverley is now the proud grandmother of Lacie – born to her son…

Missionary possible? Most of the time

July 30, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

Six in 10 British couples always have sex in the missionary position, it was revealed today. Couples will try out just three positions during the average sex session – but then end up with the standard ‘man on top’. Two thirds of couples then claim the ‘doggy style’ method of love making is their second…

Foul-mouthed vicar encourages swearing

July 30, 2010 | by | 4 Comments

A vicar came under hell fire today after he called on the church to get ”streetwise” and move into the 21st century – by encouraging worshippers to SWEAR. Foul-mouthed Rev Michael Land, 67, even boasted about a recent road rage incident where he told a stunned driver to ‘f*** off’ – while wearing his DOG…

Tokyo’s oldest man died 30 years ago

July 30, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

An investigation is underway in Tokyo after it emerged Japan’s oldest man may have been dead for 30 years. Japanese authorities went to visit Sogen Kato on his 111th birthday to update their list of centurions ahead of September’s Respect for Elderly Day only to get a grim surprise. After entering Mr Kato’s room they…

Sex education teacher gives schoolgirl herpes

July 29, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A Sex Education teacher who bedded a 15-year-old schoolgirl was today found guilty of having sex with a child. Dirty David Robinson, 41, romped with the pretty teenager when she collapsed drunk in his bathroom after a party at his house. He persuaded her to embark on a steamy three-year relationship having sex with her…

Fisherman catches orange and blue lobster

July 29, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A lobster fisherman was lost for words after he pulled up a crustacean in one of his pots which looks like it has been HALF-COOKED. Live lobsters are usually bluey green until cooked – when they go bright red or orange. The fisherman pulled up the one-quarter blue, three-quarters orange shellfish while fishing off the…

Man jailed for egging Baroness Warsi

July 29, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A man has been jailed after hitting Conservative Party chairwoman Baroness Warsi in the face – with an egg. Gavin Reid, 23, from Luton was sentence to six weeks in prison by Westminster Magistrates’ Court after being found guilty of intentionally causing harassment, alarm or distress under the Public Order Act. Baroness Warsi, a shadow…

Man kills best mate by shooting him in the face – for a joke

July 29, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

A man killed his best friend after he shot him at point blank range – for a JOKE, a court heard. Benjamin Phillips, 37, fired the 9mm semi-automatic pistol once killing John Austin, 34, as he sat on the sofa. Shocked Phillips dialled 999 and Mr Austin was rushed to hospital but died soon afterwards….

Motorist used angle grinder to cut wheel clamp

July 29, 2010 | by | 6 Comments

A motorist used a metal angle grinder to cut a wheel clamp from his car before he swung the chain at the clamper and threatened to kill him, a court heard. Kevin Wright, 45, used the grinder to free his white Peugeot 205 after he failed to display a ticket and the car was clamped…

World’s richest man Carlos Slim buys new house – for $44 million

July 29, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

The world’s richest man Carlos Slim has splashed out a remarkable $44 million on a house in New York. The Mexican tycoon, who leapfrogged Microsoft’s Bill Gates to top the rich list, bought ‘Duke Semans’ in Manhattan from fertilizer magnate Tamir Sapir. Built in 1901 for the famous Duke family, the mansion spans 19,500 square…

Harrods owners’ supercars clamped outside store

July 29, 2010 | by | 14 Comments

This is the moment a £1.5 million supercar belonging to the Qatari royal family was clamped outside their new store – Harrods. View our extra large stage-by-stage gallery of the event Onlookers booed as the ruthless traffic wardens clamped the unique Koenigsegg CCXR outside the world famous store in Knightsbridge, London. A £350,000 Lamborghini Murcielago…

Looting in Luton: CCTV shows airport staff stealing from passengers

July 28, 2010 | by | 1 Comment

These shocking pictures show staff at a major UK airport brazenly looting passengers’ luggage for valuables – caught on film in a police sting operation. Anthony Currant, 65, and Abul Hussain, 30, were jailed for stealing thousands of pounds worth of goods from innocent travellers arriving at Luton Airport. They were captured by covert police…

Dolce and Gabbana sign for Chelsea

July 28, 2010 | by | 0 Comments

Carlo Ancelloti will be joined by a new Italian duo at Stamford Bridge this season after Dolce and Gabbana signed for the London outfit. D&G have signed a three-year deal with the Premiership champs to provide formal suits for the likes of John Terry, Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba. The famous Italian fashion house will…