Top 20 cheesy chat-up lines ladies really love

August 26, 2010 | by | 137 Comments
Women love cheesy chat up lines, a study has revealed

Women love cheesy chat up lines, a study has revealed (Picture: Foter.com)

Women secretly love cheesy chat-up lines, a study revealed today.

Although many women claim to find them naff, researchers have found that almost two thirds actually like it when a guy uses one on them.

Almost four in ten women have gone out with a man who approached them using a cheesy line, with one in ten even going on to have a long-term relationship with them.

The survey also revealed that 59 per cent of women think a man using a chat-up line shows he has a great sense of humour, with another 58 per cent saying it shows he is confident also.

One in twenty women even reckon they would be MORE likely to go out with a guy if they came out with a chat-up line to impress them.

And another 64 per cent would date a guy who used a corny line to chat them up if he was attractive.

Kat McClure, UK Country Manager for online casino mrgreen.com, said: ”For years, chat-up lines have been seen as desperate and something only a brave few men would dare to try.

”But it seems that they could actually be the best way to a woman’s heart.

”Women like a guy with a good sense of humour, and a good chat-up line can be a great way of displaying that men have one.

”It also takes confidence to pull off a successful chat-up line, which is another quality that can leave many women feeling weak at the knees.

”However, with the reputation chat-up lines have, it is going to take a brave guy to give it a go, but as long as you keep it light-hearted and don’t take it too seriously, you could find you are in luck.”

The study of 3,000 Brits also revealed men are still using a classic chat-up line to break the ice, with one in five believing they are a good way to approach a woman.

Four in ten admit they come out with a cheesy line on a regular basis to try and get a date with a girl and more than eight per cent of men even think they would have more success with the ladies if they used chat-up lines more often.

Researchers also revealed the chat-up lines men rely on to get the girl, with ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ coming out on top.

Second place went to ‘Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?’ followed by ‘Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?’

‘Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor’ and ‘I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?’ completed the top five.

Other classic lines to feature in the poll include, ‘Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?’ and ‘I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?’

Kat from mrgreen.com added: ”Chat-up lines may be cheesy but it looks like the mark of a true gent here in UK could be his opening one-liner after all.”

Top 20 most commonly used chat-up lines

1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2. Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
4. Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor
5. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
6. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
7. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
8. Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you.
9. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
12. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?
13. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
14. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
15. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
16. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
17. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
18. I’m a frog but if you kiss me I’ll turn into a prince
19. Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for
20. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away

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  1. I says:

    My cheesiest one I ever heard:Your black, I’m white wanna make brown?

  2. Jake says:

    I can’t breathe,wanna do CPR?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Does your dad work for auto glass…….cos you would get smashed!!!!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Is your dad a terrorist ? Cause your the BOMB

  5. shane says:

    is your arse from maccies because ime loving it!

  6. Anonymous says:

    suck mme off for a welsh cake !!

  7. Anonymous says:

    Is your name loreal? Because your worth it.

  8. Anonymous says:

    My name is Isaac Langhorn from Oldham and im fit… that usually does it

  9. Anonymous says:

    Not gonna say mine. Better than all these!

  10. Anonymous says:

    Do you drive love ???? Yes …. Well back onto this

  11. Anonymous says:

    Do you believe in angel’s? Cause I have one infront of me…

  12. dawn says:

    I lost my number can i have yours

  13. Anonymous says:

    if my heart was a cabbage i would give the leaves to any one but the heart i would give to you

  14. Jeremy says:

    Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

  15. Angus Dunlop Bognor says:

    Are you Irish because my penis is Dublin. #yolo

  16. Anonymous says:

    Did it hurt when you fell drom heaven

  17. Anonymous says:

    Is your name laura L because your worth it

  18. Anonymous says:

    Do you have any raisins? what about a date then?

  19. Anonymous says:

    do you come here often?

  20. Anonymous says:

    Grammar… if these lines are pronounced as bad as they are written, you’re never gonna get any ;)

  21. Anonymous says:

    Are your parents retards?
    Because your special

  22. Anonymous says:

    Would you sleep with a stranger? ..No

    Then hi, my name is….

  23. bekie says:

    Is your legs huring because you’ve been running on my mind all day!

  24. benji says:

    do you work at subway…because your giving me a foot long

  25. ????? says:

    Your not ugly, your beautiful and amazing. You make models wish they were you and you make god wander how something so beautiful isnt in heaven

  26. ????? says:

    Are you The Rock because Im smelling what your cooking

  27. ????? says:

    I put your name in a circle because our love goes on forever

  28. ????? says:

    If I could compare love with something it would be a lion because our love is strong

  29. Anonymous says:

    Where you born in macdonalds? (No, Why?) Coz im loving it!

  30. Stevie hooper says:

    I would crawl through half a mile of broken glass just to stick flags in your sh*t

  31. Anonymous says:

    have you got home insurance? because i want to smash your back doors in

  32. amazing luca says:

    have you got a mirror in your nickers because I can see my self in them later

  33. amazing luca says:

    if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

  34. Anonymous says:

    i might not be barny rubble but i can make your bed rock………….

  35. Chris D says:

    Are you an environmentalist? because I’d give your globes a warming

  36. a girl says:

    all of them are lame

  37. swompyskippy says:

    Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!!

  38. Anonymous says:

    Hi. You’ll do.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Do have have a pet imsurance? Because I’m going to demolish that pussy

  40. Anonymous says:

    do u av wi-fi? coz i’m feeling a connection

  41. princess says:

    I like this chating room i want to join

  42. Anonymous says:

    Hi, my name is … Do you swallow?

  43. Anonymous says:

    U smell nice darling……. Did u run to the club??

  44. Anonymous says:

    I want u

  45. Anonymous says:

    Did you just fart…because you blew me away ;)

  46. Anonymous37 says:

    I know parseltongue, so can I hide my snake in your chamber of secrets?

  47. Gyalist says:

    If your a cat then I must be a dog cuz I’m always chasing

  48. Anonymous says:

    you: I love the smell of upsexy
    her: what’s upsexy?
    you: nothing much

  49. carlos says:

    is your name gillette, because your the best a man can get

  50. ben says:

    does your dad work at a mail service because your the complete package

  51. bobbert says:

    Are you a pokémon? Cause i wanna throw my balls at you.

  52. Anonymous says:

    my mate over there wants to know if you fancy me….

  53. Anonymous says:

    you’re so hot you ate bread and shit out toast

  54. julie carey says:

    hi

  55. linkz says:

    If I had a garden I would put your two lips and my tulips together

  56. Anonymous says:

    LoveMySlagsss<3
    ~Tasha,Niki,Sophi&Lishaa
    ~Joeyy We Love Ya Baby :*xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  57. Anonymous says:

    You better have a good personality

  58. Anonymous says:

    Are you from Ireland? Because my dicks Dublin!

  59. Anonymous says:

    all shite

  60. Anonymous says:

    There is a party in your mouth and I’m cuming

  61. Dirty Diana says:

    Do you have a plaster cos I think I just scraped my knees falling for you.

  62. peter says:

    Try this one. “Dose your dad own a brewery?do you shag on first date? She will then say “I suppose I’ll have to you smooth talking cunt”

  63. Ashley says:

    My best chat up line is this: What political party do you support, because in 9 months time you’ll be in labour.

  64. Anonymous says:

    If you were an Autobot you’d be called Optimus Fine!!

  65. Anonymous says:

    Excuse me have you sat on sugar? Because your ass is looking sweet!

  66. Anonymous says:

    You:I got magic watch that tells me your not wearin any underwear
    Her:I am
    You:It must be an hour fast then

  67. Anonymous says:

    Hi, my name’s …… Remember it, you’ll be screaming it later

  68. Anonymous says:

    Excuse me love u dropped something. (girl looks down) It was my number, would u like me to write it down again for u?

  69. martinez says:

    It’s nice. Very interesting. I will love 2 join

  70. martinez says:

    Is there a mirror in ur pants cos i can see myself on it

  71. Anonymous says:

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos your face is fucked up.

  72. Anonymous says:

    Do you have a smartphone, because I need to use google maps I’m lost in your eyes.

  73. Charlie and devin says:

    Does your dad work on an oil rig because I want to drill you

  74. Anonymous says:

    get in the van I have a knife

  75. Anonymous says:

    Have you got fake eye lashes on She replies no close your eyes then and kiss her boom works evreytime

  76. Anonymous says:

    I hope you’ve got pet insurance. Because I’m gonna destroy your pussy

  77. Anonymous says:

    You could fall from the sky, you could fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me

  78. Ironman says:

    I want sex , Anyone ? ladies only

    • Anonymous says:

      i’ll tuck it in to look like a lady for you. what’s your mum’s name? i’ll be her for you tonight mwah.

  79. Anonymous says:

    You a parking ticket coz ur fine !!!!

  80. Anonymous says:

    is your dad stupid? you look stupid. are you easy? here’s a fiver that should do it.

  81. Anonymous says:

    do you like trainspotting, no, ok, erm… i’ll go have another glass of milk.

  82. Anonymous says:

    check this out ‘thwack’ it’s my lucky condom, had it for years..dad gave it to me. used it in africa a few times no aids yet.. i think. hey, let’s go try it out.

  83. Anonymous says:

    you are ugly, therefore desperate. let’s go.

  84. Anonymous says:

    that looks like a cheap dress. you must be a gypsy, get in the van.

  85. Anonymous says:

    grab your coat you’ve pulled, actually you probably don’t have a coat. girls your size don’t feel the cold.

  86. Anonymous says:

    look at you!! HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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