Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

An office worker has been charged with twice ejaculating into a female colleague’s bottle of water – which she later DRANK.
Michael Kevin Lallana faces two counts of ‘releasing an offensive material’ in a public place and assault for sexual gratification.
The first alleged offence is said to have happened in January at the offices of the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California.
Lallana, 31, is accused of entering the victim’s office and masturbating into a bottle on her desk, which she later drank unaware that it had been contaminated.
Police say she felt ”sickened and irritated” and threw the water away.
Lallana is alleged to have repeated the offence in April at the company’s Orange branch, which they had both recently been transferred to.
But this time the victim, aged in her 20s, sent the bottle off to a private lab to be tested after drinking it.
The results showed the water had been contaminated with semen, it is claimed.
Lallana’s DNA was linked to the crime and he was arrested outside his home in Fullerton by officers from Orange Police Department.
If found guilty, he could be jailed for three years.
The defendant has been released on a $500 (USD) bond and is due in court on September 14.
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