Weird

School bans leather footballs

Parents were today furious after a school banned leather footballs in the playground – and replaced them with SPONGE ones to prevent injury. The junior school’s head teacher has banned old-fashioned footballs – booted around.

Nice little urner: youngster scatters gran’s ashes in space

A space fan gave his late grandmother a cosmic send-off by scattering her ashes – at the edge of SPACE. Chester Mojay-Sinclare, 22, placed Pat Sinclare’s remains into a mini …

Noel Edmonds left £500k out of pocket after failed property deal

Television presenter Noel Edmonds today sued a close former friend and business associate in court over a failed property deal which left him £500,000 out of pocket. The …

Football fan moves into favourite club’s stadium

A football nut loves his local club so much – he is moving into the stadium. Spencer ‘Spenny’ Larham, 41, is known locally as Wisbech Town football club’s most dedicated supporter. The …

Lottery millionaire stacks shelves at Asda

A Lotto winner who scooped £2.49million has returned to work – stacking shelves at Asda. Hard-working Nicky Cusack, 46, was battling breast cancer when she hit the jackpot in 2009 and says …

Breast-seller: New Yorkers found topless reading club (NSFW)

A group of liberated ladies have a ‘novel’ approach to literacy by founding a public reading club — for TOPLESS women. (Article contains nudity) The voluptuous New York women …

Grandmother gets ”Do Not Resuscitate” tattoo on chest

A ‘Right to Die’ grandmother who does not want doctors to save her life if she falls ill has had ”Do Not Resuscitate” tattooed across her chest – and ”PTO” on her back. Joy Tomkins,.

Chinese thieves pickpocketing with chopsticks

This is the moment a brazen Chinese thief pickpockets a woman shopper – using CHOPSTICKS. The thief was caught on a security camera artfully rifling through his victim’s coat to grab her mobile …

Council installs dimpled pavement so blind people can cross into four lanes of traffic

A council was criticised yesterday for installing a dimpled pavement where blind people can cross the road – into FOUR LANES of traffic. The …

Art world dazzled by photographer’s stunning light-painting pictures

An amateur-photographer has dazzled the art world with his amazing light-painting pictures. Marc Bowyer-Briggs, 33, a quality manager at a plastics firm, has only been experimenting with his using his …